When they go high…

Tusk: “I sincerely hope that PM Johnson does not want to go down in history as Mr. No Deal.”
BoJo: “Rubber, glue, sticks to you!”

When BoJo beamed “President Trump promised us a deal!” he reminded me of PM Chamberlain waving a scrap of paper on his return from Germany 80 years ago: “We have a deal with Hitler!”

BoJo may have one thing right though – people in Europe being fed-up with England: “Just get them out, with or without a deal, so we can go on with our lives!”