Trump’s credentials pulled

CNN pulled the president’s press credentials.

Previously nine out of ten of the TOP NEWS items on CNN’s website featured Mr Red Herring’s puffy (irrefutable proof of Climate Change) mug; nowadays it’s the other way round.

The turnround has apparently been provoked by Bob Woodward’s recent assertion that major news networks actually help to distract from real issues by attacking and devouring every herring Mr RHOTUS throws them.