Love thy neighbour… whether she’s an adder or not

I have no problem with that command whatsoever. The other day I even offered her a bottle of perfume…
What’s that, you ask – what brand?
Uhh, I believe the label read Novichok.
Pardon? Sheer venom, you say?
Well, that’s all right then – she’s already full of it.

Dit vind je misschien ook leuk...